Spell it out, please
From My Window By Yvonne Hollenbeck
Wednesday, April 8, 2026
When I was young, I recall a clever little joke of sorts about a customer and a waitress, where a breakfast customer asks, “F U N E X?” The waitress replies, “S V F X.” Then the customer, “F U N E M?” And the reply was, “S V F M.” The customer then says, “O K, M and X.” The real meaning was, “Have you any eggs? Yes, We Have Eggs. Have you any ham? Yes, We have ham. OK, I’ll have ham and eggs.”